High School / Junior High School

10    PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20    END

First Year in College

program hello(input, output)
    begin
        writeln('Hello World');
    end

Senior Year in College

(defun hello
    (print
        (cons 'Hello (list 'World')
        )
    )
)

New Professional

#include <stdio.h>

void main(void)
{
    char *message[] = { "Hello", "World" };
    int i;

    for (int i=0; i<2; i++)
        printf("%s", message[i]);
    printf("\n");
}

Seasoned Professional

#include <iostream>
#include <cstring>

class String {
private:
    int size;
    char* ptr;

public:
    String() : size(0), ptr(new char('\0')) {}

    String(const String& s) : size(s.size) {
        ptr = new char[size+1];
        strcpy(ptr, s.ptr);
    }

    ~String() {
    delete [] ptr;
    }

    friend ostream& operator <<(ostream&, const String&);
    String& operator =(const char*);
};

ostream& operator <<(ostream& stream, const String& s) {
    return (stream << s.ptr);
}

String
String:: operator =(const char* chrs) {
    if (this != chrs) {
        delete [] ptr;
        size = strlen(chrs);
        ptr = new char[size+1];
        strcpy(ptr, chrs);
    }
    return (*this);
}

int main()
{
    String str;

    str = "Hello World";
    cout << str << endl;

    return (0);
}

Master Programmer

[
uuid = (2573F8F4-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
]

library LHello {
    // bring in the master library
    importlib("actimport.tlb");
    importlib("actexport.tlb");

    // bring in my interfaces
    #include "pshlo.idl"

    [
    uuid (2573F8F5-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820);
    ]

    cotype THello {
        interface IHello;
        interface IPersistFile;
    };
};

[
exe, uuid (2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
]

module CHelloLib {
    // Some code related header files
    importheader("pshlo.h");
    importheader("shlo.hxx");
    importheader("mycls.hxx");

    // Needed typelibs
    importlib("actimp.tlb");
    importlib("actexp.tlb");
    importlib("thlo.tlb");

    [
    uuid(2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820),
    aggregatable
    ]

    coclass CHello {
    cotype THello;
    };
};

#include "ipfix.hxx"
extern HANDLE hEvent;

class CHello : public CHelloBase {
public:
    IPFIX(CLSID_CHello);
    CHello(IUnknown *pUnk);
    ~CHello();
    HRESULT __stdcall PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString);

private:
    static int cObjRef;
};

#include "thlo.h"
#include "pshlo.h"
#include "shlo.hxx"
#include "mycls.hxx"

int CHello:cObjRef = 0;

CHello::CHello(IUnknown *pUnk) : CHelloBase(pUnk) {
    cObjRef++;
    return;
}

HRESULT __stdcall CHello::PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString) {
    printf("%ws\n", pwszString);
    return(ResultFromScode(S_OK));
}

CHello::~CHello(void) {
    // when the object count goes to zero, stop the server
    cObjRef--;
    if( cObjRef == 0 )
        PulseEvent(hEvent);

    return;
}

#include "pshlo.h"
#include "shlo.hxx"
#include "mycls.hxx"

HANDLE hEvent;

int _cdecl main (
    int argc,
    char * argv[]
) {
    ULONG ulRef;
    DWORD dwRegistration;
    CHelloCF *pCF = new CHelloCF();

    hEvent = CreateEvent(NULL, FALSE, FALSE, NULL);

    // Initialize the OLE libraries
    CoInitiali, NULL);

    // Initialize the OLE libraries
    CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);

    CoRegisterClassObject(CLSID_CHello, pCF, CLSCTX_LOCAL_SERVER,
        REGCLS_MULTIPLEUSE, &dwRegistration);

    // wait on an event to stop
    WaitForSingleObject(hEvent, INFINITE);

    // revoke and release the class object
    CoRevokeClassObject(dwRegistration);
    ulRef = pCF->Release();

    // Tell OLE we are going away.
    CoUninitialize();

    return(0);
}

extern CLSID CLSID_CHello;
extern UUID LIBID_CHelloLib;

CLSID CLSID_CHello = { /* 2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
    0x2573F891,
    0xCFEE,
    0x101A,
    { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
};

UUID LIBID_CHelloLib = { /* 2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
    0x2573F890,
    0xCFEE,
    0x101A,
    { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
};

#include "pshlo.h"
#include "shlo.hxx"
#include "clsid.h"

int _cdecl main (
    int argc,
    char * argv[]
) {
    HRESULT  hRslt;
    IHello   *pHello;
    ULONG    ulCnt;
    IMoniker * pmk;
    WCHAR    wcsT[_MAX_PATH];
    WCHAR    wcsPath[2 * _MAX_PATH];

    // get object path
    wcsPath[0] = '\0';
    wcsT[0] = '\0';
    if( argc > 1) {
    mbstowcs(wcsPath, argv[1], strlen(argv[1]) + 1);
        wcsupr(wcsPath);
    } else {
        fprintf(stderr, "Object path must be specified\n");
        return(1);
    }

    // get print string
    if(argc > 2)
        mbstowcs(wcsT, argv[2], strlen(argv[2]) + 1);
    else
        wcscpy(wcsT, L"Hello World");

    printf("Linking to object %ws\n", wcsPath);
    printf("Text String %ws\n", wcsT);

    // Initialize the OLE libraries
    hRslt = CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);

    if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {
        hRslt = CreateFileMoniker(wcsPath, &pmk);
        if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt))
            hRslt = BindMoniker(pmk, 0, IID_IHello, (void **)&pHello);

        if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {
            // print a string out
            pHello->PrintSz(wcsT);
            Sleep(2000);
            ulCnt = pHello->Release();
    } else
            printf("Failure to connect, status: %lx", hRslt);

        // Tell OLE we are going away.
        CoUninitialize();
    }

    return(0);
}

Apprentice Hacker

# !/usr/local/bin/perl
$msg="Hello, world.\n";
if ($#ARGV >= 0) {
    while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) {
        $outfilename = $arg;
        open(FILE, ">" . $outfilename) || die "Can't write $arg: $!\n";
        print (FILE $msg);
        close(FILE) || die "Can't close $arg: $!\n";
    }
} else {
    print ($msg);
}
1;

Experienced Hacker

#define S "Hello, World\n"
main() { exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1); }

Seasoned Hacker

% cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c
% a.out

Guru Hacker

% cat
Hello, world.
^D

AXE Assembly Programmer

LL0:
        .seg    "data"
        .seg    "text"
        .proc    04
        .global  _main
_main:
        !#PROLOGUE# 0
        sethi   %hi(LF26),%g1
        add     %g1,%lo(LF26),%g1
        save    %sp,%g1,%sp
        !#PROLOGUE# 1
        .seg    "data1"
L30:
        .ascii  "Hello, World\012\0"
        .seg    "text"
        .seg    "data1"
L32:
        .ascii  "Hello, World\012\0"
        .seg    "text"
        set     L32, %o0
        call    _strlen, 1
        nop
        mov     %o0, %i5
        set     L30, %o0
        call    _printf, 1
        nop
        cmp     %o0, %i5
        bne     L2000000
        nop
        mov     0, %o0
        b       L2000001
        nop
L2000000:
        mov     0x1, %o0
L2000001:
        call    _exit, 1
        nop
LE26:
        ret
        restore
        LF26 = -96
        LP26 = 96
        LST26 = 96
        LT26 = 96
        .seg    "data"

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0000500 7869 7400
0000504

% axe_generate -f system.uhdl
Application 'Exchange' generated
2324042350000000 source code lines
No Errors detected.
Hardware retrieval...done OK
Certification Test...done OK
Packing..............done OK
Delivery.............done OK
Application 'Exchange' delivered to customer
23456000 bytes/sec.
End processing, 2345 seconds.

New Manager

10 PRINT "Hello World"
20 END

Middle Manager

$ mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12
Bob, could you please write me a program that prints
"Hello, world."? I need it by tomorrow.
^D

Senior Manager

% zmail all
I need a "Hello, world." program by this afternoon.

Chief Executive

$ message
message: not found
$ pm
pm: not found
$ letter
letter: not found
$ mail
To: ^X ^F ^C
> help mail
help: not found
> what
what: not found
> need help
need: not found
> damn!
!: Event unrecognized
> exit
exit: unknown
> quit
$ logout

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